February 2012
MOTHERFUCKIN SHORTS AND HOODIE WEATHER!!!!
I was going to study for my exam tonight, but I think I will tell myself that I should sleep now and skip philosophy tomorrow and study then. And then not study. Good idea, right? ‘NIGHT Y’ALL!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked: 3, 11, 13
thisisnewradio asked: 4, 11,14.
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QUESTION:
Let’s say I accidentally leave a giant ass container of hummus sitting on the counter overnight…will it still be okay in the morning???
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things that piss me off
underwear
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GUYS. It is a BEAUTIFUL morning here in Macon, Georgia. I only got 4 hours of sleep but its okay because it is motherfucking 67 degrees right now at 9 AM, and the high is 80. I cannot fucking wait to get out of the office and drive around and sing along to Joyce Manor in my car.
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istolefrommarcjacobs:
I don’t know what else to do besides rub body butter on myself
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too sad to masturbate
I think the real reason why I’m not a republican anymore is because I loathe rich people and I can no longer pretend that someday I will be wealthy enough that I can say I pulled myself up by my bootstraps or whatever
I’m getting a degree in psychology for fuck’s sake
from a liberal arts school
smdh
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To me, the first line has to contain the ending and set voice. The end of the...
– Joshilyn Jackson, in an interview with Teresa Weaver on “A Grown-up Kind of Pretty” (via atlantamagazine
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I know I don’t do the whole religion thing but I have decided that I will give up fast food for “lent” or whatever. Aside from Chickfila.
Less fast food, more hummus.
I keep getting these very fleeting feelings of late spring and summer and its so damn nice. I know it’s been a very mild winter but I’m sick of it regardless. I need sundresses and swimsuits and baseball games and the scent of tanning oil.
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I was just being funny, but he actually replied within 15 minutes and gave me an accurate description of my car and his car. Scary.
istolefrommarcjacobs:
Someone is ghost noting
yes yes yes same here, whats going on y’all
I love it when I have too many concerts coming up and I lose track of all of them. SBTRKT, of Montreal, Mayer Hawthorne, La Dispute, Joyce Manor… :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
It will be nice to live close to Atlanta again in a few months.
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Bedsider: How Shaving Caused Me to (Literally and... →
bedsider:
Originally published on SexReally.com on July 5, 2011.
Last summer I grew balls. I’m not saying this in an I-got-spunky-and-feisty kind of way. I mean I grew two sacks filled with fluid between my vagina and anus due to a shaving accident.
Here’s how it happened: I was in the shower shaving…
razor free 4 life y’all