unimpressed2chainz:

how come 100% of women are hot, but most men are disgusting trolls

alumnae weekend at wesleyan this weekend, payday next wednesday, babysitting in macon all next weekend aka making bank and hanging out with the coolest kids (and cat!!!) ever, then a couple of weeks and i will be done with this school year aka no more work until august. damn. damn damn damn.

but first, i have to proctor the CRCT to nine 4th graders for five days. -_-

Lmao I have $6 in savings

Lmao I have $6 in savings

It’s my half birthday

Not a horrible Monday evening

anotsaint:

Sleeping Beauty (2011)

spoiler alert: you can’t masturbate to this movie

anotsaint:

Sleeping Beauty (2011)

spoiler alert: you can’t masturbate to this movie

tw suicide/suicidal thoughts

its a real shame that our culture measures success by the job you hold or the amount of money in your bank account because honest to god my biggest accomplishment in life so far has been not killing myself winter before last and i dont really see that changing anytime soon

why do i have the theme song from “green acres” stuck in my head im 24 years old